Tales of Harkshire

E1 - The New Car

Episode One: The New Car,
In this hilarious episode, a local gossip offers a satirical and delightfully snobbish account of her recent trip to Morrisons while proudly flaunting her new car. As she sips tea in her perfectly styled home, she humorously critiques “horsey Helen,” her family’s antics, and the gossip-laden escapades of Sharon, the tabard-clad former newsagent worker.
This sharp British humour podcast explores the quirks of affluence, social standing, and the absurdity of everyday encounters. No detail escapes our gossip’s razor-sharp wit in this uproarious take on life in Kinley.
Tune in for:
A snobbish perspective on small-town life and supermarket drama
Hilarious commentary on class, community, and social faux pas
A tongue-in-cheek celebration of the Mercedes-Benz SLK lifestyle
Perfect for fans of biting British humour, comedic storytelling, and keen satire, this episode is a laugh-out-loud exploration of keeping up appearances in a wonderfully absurd world.
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
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E2 - The Party

Episode Two: The Party,
Step into the world of upper-class antics in this witty podcast episode, as our gossip recounts a satirical and hilarious evening at an exclusive games night in Watton Wood. With sharp observations and biting humour, she navigates a night of mismatched car keys, Veuve Clicquot champagne, and eccentric guests like the Hollywood-glam Aunty Sally.
This sharp British humour podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look at social class, luxury lifestyles, and the absurdity of high-society gatherings—all while the narrator holds fast to her cherished Mercedes-Benz SLK and impeccable sense of decorum.
Tune in for:
The comedic perils of mingling in new circles
Tales of electric gates, vintage crystal bowls, and unconventional games night rituals
A dose of satirical comedy perfect for fans of British wit and sharp social commentar
 
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!
 
 

E3 - The Romance

Episode Three: The Romance,
In this humorous and reflective episode, our gossip shares her sharp observations on love, life, and the quirks of married travel. From Keith’s over-the-top safety drills and his infamous “Safe Travels Utility Belt” to tales of holiday mishaps and unexpected moments, this episode blends heartfelt nostalgia with razor-sharp wit.
Tune in for:
Witty commentary on the absurdities of everyday life and relationships.
A glimpse into the world of luxury, leisure, and unexpected adventures.
Hilarious insights into holiday chaos and the quirks of marriage.
Join us for a beautifully crafted story full of laughter, warmth, and the unexpected.
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!
 
 

E4 - The Disturbance

Episode Four: The Disturbance,
In this episode, an unexpected disturbance sets our gossip off on a hilarious tangent about etiquette and decorum in public settings. With her signature wit and sharp observations, she dissects modern manners (or the lack thereof), lamenting the decline of sophistication and the rise of inconsiderate behaviour.
Tune in for:
Amusing anecdotes about awkward social situations.
A witty critique of contemporary customs and public etiquette.
Hilarious tangents that reveal the narrator's unique take on life’s everyday annoyances.
Perfect for fans of sharp British humour and relatable commentary, this episode offers a laugh-out-loud look at how to navigate the absurdities of modern social behaviour.
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!
 
 

E5 - The Violation

Episode Five: The Violation,
In this episode, an unexpected and downright bizarre incident sends our gossip spiraling into a tale of public disturbances, peculiar characters, and her unwavering commitment to etiquette and order. What begins as an ordinary day of errands quickly descends into chaos, culminating in an outrageous encounter that leaves her shaken—and reaching for the brandy.
Tune in for:
Hilarious observations on the quirks of village life.
A sharp critique of modern manners and queuing decorum.
A wildly unexpected twist that could only happen to her.
With her signature flair and unfiltered commentary, this episode is a must-listen for fans of British wit and the absurdities of everyday life.
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!
 

E6 - The Mother

Episode Six: The Mother,
In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit.
Tune in for:
A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence.
Musings on the clash between idyllic retirement home visions and reality.
An unforgettable story about a tragic (and strangely absurd) family incident.
Delivered with a quintessentially British blend of dry humour and candid reflection, this episode is a captivating listen for anyone who’s ever found themselves at odds with their parents—or their plans.
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!
 

E7 - The Neighbour

Episode Seven: The Neighbour,
In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue.
Tune in for:
A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.”
A biting critique of modern living clashes with tradition.
Mischievous musings on the lengths one might go to preserve neighbourhood harmony.
Delivered with biting humour and unapologetic opinion, this episode is a riotous exploration of community, eccentricity, and the unravelling of suburban peace.
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!
 

E8 - The Salon

Episode Eight: The Salon,
In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury.
Tune in for:
A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism.
Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village rumours and their absurdities.
A glimpse into the narrator’s fiery quest for justice and dignity.
Infused with biting humour and quintessentially British satire, this episode is a riotous exploration of vanity, gossip, and small-town politics
This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.
Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!